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happy birfday [Feb. 24th, 2011|04:53 pm]
Shadovvolf
Many happy returns bro.  oh, were you still interested in that bike?  we should do lunch sometime.

..shadow the wolf...
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rats [Feb. 20th, 2011|02:58 pm]
Shadovvolf
Takoda caught a huge rat outside. He was pissed when we wouldn't let him eat it.
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motorcycle woes [Feb. 14th, 2011|12:05 pm]
Shadovvolf
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Well, I got a motorcycle...but it's wayyy too powerful for me. Anyone want to buy a 1985 Suzuki GS550L 4 cylinder motorcycle? Goin cheeeeeep.
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(no subject) [Jan. 4th, 2011|01:01 pm]
Shadovvolf
Probability predictions about the potential major "happenings" over the next two years, based off my "special" computer program. Not to be taken seriously.

2011:

87% probability: American politics will deadlock, making very little happen over this year politically.

67% probability: Middle Eastern hostilities will increase, causing some small- and mid-size countries (population-wise) to erupt into violent warfare. There is a 52% probability one of the world's first-line military powers will become directly involved. There is a 37% likelihood that the United Nations will intervene in a meaningful way.

There is an 87% chance that weather patterns (temperature, humidity, etc.) will deviate widely from last year. There is a 66% probability of an increase in catastrophic storms, with world-wide death estimates of 1.2 million deaths from same world wide. Nationally, the deaths are likely to be about 126,000. Damage to national assets and infrastructure will be about $42B (+/-$14B, many variables).

There is a 4% chance for catastrophic asteroid impacts causing significant damage on Earth.

2012:

86% probability: American politics will be unified by increasing common mutual interests near this time. Politicians will be able to leverage this into advancing their political agendas. Some of these agendas are actually beneficial, though.

67% probability: Natural disasters will compete with increasing hostilities in the Middle East for the highest casualty list. Between the two, 27 million humans will die. 420,000 people die from rioting due to world-wide panics.

51% probability: Alien intervention will be discovered by the American populace in a meaningful way. Among the likely scenarios: 36% likelihood of Aliens having been working with the American military for years in covert plans; 42% chance of Aliens being benevolent and bringing many benefits to mankind; 11% chance of Aliens being hostile and attacking/raiding Earth; 11% chance of Aliens being of one faction, attempting to help/partner with humanity against a mutual threat.

27% probability: It is discovered that the Earth and our universe is merely a simulated universe being manipulated or created by a powerful faction of some kind, probably humans from what we might consider our future.
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(no subject) [Jun. 19th, 2010|08:29 pm]
Shadovvolf
[mood |amusedamused]

Reply with some weird thing you've seen in Portland, if you like...

Today in Portland, I saw...

...a wedding party with gowns and tuxes at the Max station, boarding the train to hoof it down to the bridge to get married in the rain.
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hmm...interesting job posting...does anyone NOT have experience knocking on doors? [Apr. 20th, 2010|12:06 am]
Shadovvolf
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[mood |depresseddepressed]

***** looking for an Experienced Door Knocking Supervisor.
This position will be in charge of building and managing a team of Door Knockers tasked with setting up appointments for our sales team.

We are looking for someone that has high motivation, and the drive to get things done.

Compensation depends on experience and will be based on performance.

Minimum of two years Door Knocking experience required.
Supervisory experience is preferred. ***
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engaged [Feb. 14th, 2010|11:26 pm]
Shadovvolf
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[Current Location |home]
[mood |happyhappy]
[music |something weird on silvie's computer]

Well, my boyfriend agreed to marry me. Woot!
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new house [Nov. 22nd, 2009|09:07 am]
Shadovvolf
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[Current Location |woof village]
[mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[music |whirrrrrrrrrr]

Yay! We got the keys to the new house! Silvie and I already..uh..broke in the new hot tub. ;)
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new roomies [Oct. 31st, 2009|11:40 am]
Shadovvolf
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[Current Location |work]
[mood |calmcalm]

Rinfox and Szornfox have moved in with me, and Baloo will likely be doing the same in december. Hopefully, we'll have a nice new place with a yard soon.
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Stupid things uttered by smart people... [Oct. 2nd, 2009|11:33 pm]
Shadovvolf
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[Current Location |home]
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |bbc2]

I think I'm going to occasionally post some of the crazy things I hear at work. Nothing private, just funny:

Me, speaking to nurse: patient X on her way to you. she's deaf and about to deliver.
Nurse, in response: Oh! I think I was just talking to her on the phone!
Me: No, I don't think so.
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